Monday, December 07, 2009

EPA Declares CO2 a Pollutant

Today the Environmental Protection Agency declared a product of respiration, i.e., breathing, to be a dangerous pollutant. The carbon dioxide you exhale every time you take a breath is now subject to government regulation. I have a strong suspicion that the EPA administrator, Lisa Jackson, has been unduly influenced by inhaling the methane gas fumes she (and a lot of the EnvironMental community) is breathing owing to having her head jammed so far up her own ass she can see daylight.

Just great.

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