"It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see ...the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people........ if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?""
Douglas Adams, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, 1986
Monday, March 23, 2009
TOTUS Issues Its Demands
TOTUS, aka Teleprompter of the United States, is getting a bit fed up with covering for God Jr. President Obama and is laying down the law......
Apparently it was the big O's unfamiliarity with the correct pronunciation of "Orion" that was the final straw. TOTUS; the true power behind the throne.
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